A Story

This morning, dear reader(s?), I have a story to share with you.

It was told to me by a co-worker, and its pretty much the best story I have ever heard. I wish i knew the woman it happened to personally, because that would just make the story that much better.

Back in college, this lady had some sort of huge, non-venemous, snake. A Boa, Anaconda, etc. It's not important, whats important is that this lady had this huge, multiple foot long snake, and she slept with it in her bed every night. Yes, let me repeat that, she slept with this giant snake in her BED. They had established quite the routine, the snake would sleep curled up on the other half of her bed and they did this every night.

Suddenly, the snake started acting weird. It stopped eating, and even stranger, was that instead of sleeping all curled up, the snake started sleeping all straight and streched out in her bed.

The lady got concerned, so after a few days of this, she brought her snake into the vet.

And the vet told her, "Oh, its normal, the snake is just getting himself ready for a big meal."

Yep, that's right folks, the SNAKE WAS GOING TO TRY AND EAT HER. hahahahahah. Can you imagine waking up and like, your arm being down a snake?

Best. Story. Ever.